walgreens in spring

my roommate needed to get an inhaler tonight
and she was going to walk to walgreen's from our apartment by herself
so i offered to go with her, and said "surely there is someone with a car here.." because I knew there were at least two people with cars here...

i didn't know why she wasn't driving, i was pretty sure she had a car
but we ended up going with mr. mex-psycho driving roommate's car
i offered to drive to relieve him of the burden (...) now that i knew it was her car

and he promptly proceeded to go
"what?! in the dark? and the wet?" (it rained about five hours ago)
and i said "fine, you drive"

then we got in the car and he said "you have a car?"
and i said "not in texas, (we've been over this before) but i've had my license since i was 15"
it was a big surprise apparently

then he parked right over the line of two parking spaces

then we met someone with swine flu in walgreen's

then i bought some more fruity pebbles