so my job requires me to send inspirational texts to the salespeople throughout the day.
i get bored of saying "jimbob has six sales, joe has five!" so i try to spice it up a little
a few of my favorites have involved chuck norris and "what smells like pine trees and only needs one more sale? our team! i lied about the pine trees."
then last night at dinner, people were saying how weird the texts were, like they were from some unknown source. I was like, actually, I'm sitting right next to you.
people just don't recognize good humor when it vibrates in their pants.
5 comments:
pshhh yeah
really!
you're brilliant!
I think I would make worse jokes if I were you. ha
D**b people doesn't understand the humor by A. Herzinger, what a pitty!
I mean worse ones for people to understand.
bahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahha bless you alyssa herTzinGer. good grief. those people are lucky to have a creative texter like you. "those people"* in the same way racists talk about .... other races. i only hate them because they get to have you. hahahahahah bless you. love you
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