November 27, 2009

lesson of the day

mister scorpion asks mister turtle for a ride across the river

mr t. says no, you'll sting me!

mr s. says hey if i sting you we'll both die. what would be in it for me?

mr t. decides that makes sense

so he lets the scorpion climb on his back and starts swimming

halfway out, what does the scorpion do, but sting him!

while poor mr. turtle is sinking he asks why mr. scorpion would do that.


mr. scorpion says, hey, it's the middle east!


from ophir yarden

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