red-rover couples

you know the kind: they're standing or walking in front of you, holding hands, but still managing to be close to 5 feet apart, so their arms are stretched out like a game of red rover, and you have to walk all the way around them. c'mon, if you're holding hands, you must at least like each other, so stand a little closer and let me get by!

next time i might just yell "send alyssa right over!" and run through their distant little display of affection.