how I know it's time to start blogging again

1) it's 1:00 in the morning and I am awake. Obviously, there is some higher power directing me to breathe some life back into this webpage of mine

2) Today I consumed 4 crêpes, an entire jar of nutella, panna cotta and an ice cream bar, and obviously, I need to tell the world about it

3) I'm moving to Paris in 15 days and blogging will be a regular part of my homework assignments.

These are obviously arranged in order of importance.

(Did I mention I'm moving to Paris in 15 days?)